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Where Saint Peter gives him a nice, modern six-bedroom house with a pretty garden and a tennis court. Pleased with his lot, Bill quickly settles into the afterlife.

One day he is out walking when he bumps into a man wearing a fine tailored suit.

"That's really nice," says Bill. "Where did you get it?"

"Actually," says the man, "I was given 50 of these, plus two mansions, a yacht, a golf course and four Rolls-Royces."

"Wow, were you a pope or a doctor healing the terminally ill?" asks Bill.

"No, I was the captain of the Titanic."

Bill storms off to see Saint Peter. "How come the captain of a sunken ship gets all that while I, the inventor of the Windows Operating System gets a crummy little house?" he asks.

Saint Peter replies, "The Titanic only crashed once."

Where Saint Peter gives him a nice, modern six-bedroom house with a pretty garden and a tennis court. Pleased with his lot, Bill quickly settles into the afterlife. One day he is out walking when he bumps into a man wearing a fine tailored suit. "That's really nice," says Bill. "Where did you get it?" "Actually," says the man, "I was given 50 of these, plus two mansions, a yacht, a golf course and four Rolls-Royces." "Wow, were you a pope or a doctor healing the terminally ill?" asks Bill. "No, I was the captain of the Titanic." Bill storms off to see Saint Peter. "How come the captain of a sunken ship gets all that while I, the inventor of the Windows Operating System gets a crummy little house?" he asks. Saint Peter replies, "The Titanic only crashed once."
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on the same trail .... summarized

St. Peter say: For your greated work done, you can chose hell of heaven

BG: how do I know ?

St. Peter: ok, you can look

BG: into hell, sunny, beautiful landscape, nice girls, good food BG: into heaven, as described, people happy

BG say to Dt.Peter: hey, hell is nice, really, not as described !!! I chose that

St. Peter: ok ok, FINAL choice , granted

the day after:

BG: roasted by a devil, asking, what happened ????? yesterday was beautiful !!!

satan: it was a demo