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... We shoot them while they screw.

... We shoot them while they screw.
[–] 3 pts

Somehow I think shooting the chicken won't get you more eggs. Call me crazy, but that's how the chickens I used to keep worked, anyway.

[–] 2 pts

That would explain a lot.

[–] 3 pts

Sometimes the easiest solution is to not do that.

[–] 1 pt

I wouldn't harm a feather on their body. It's just a joke I heard from a co-worker today.

Fun fact: Approximately five hours after that, everyone here (including me) was laid off for unrelated reasons. :) Doesn't faze me too much, I've only been there 39 years.

[–] 1 pt

Laying hens don't screw. You're not eating fertilized eggs. You are actually eating a chickens period...