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The bartender says, “What’ll it be?” Nietzsche says, “Nothing. God is dead.” Camus says, “Make it a double. I’m absurdly thirsty.” Kafka says, “I’d like to order, but I don’t think I exist in your system.”

The bartender replies, “Sorry, we don’t serve existential crises here.” They all nod. “Exactly.”

The bartender says, “What’ll it be?” Nietzsche says, “Nothing. God is dead.” Camus says, “Make it a double. I’m absurdly thirsty.” Kafka says, “I’d like to order, but I don’t think I exist in your system.” The bartender replies, “Sorry, we don’t serve existential crises here.” They all nod. “Exactly.”
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Reminds me of my favorite childhood pirate joke

Q: Who is a pirates favorite existentialist?

A: Sarrrrrtre