So the guy goes into the pharmacy and asks for a gross of condoms. The pharmacist replies "We only have fancy colored ones that come in a gross, there's white ones, pink ones, purple ones and even polka-dotted ones!" The guy says "Ok, gimme those, it's dark in the bedroom anyway." A couple months later, the guy comes back. "Gimme a maternity bra." "What bust?" "The blue one."