So the guy's almost at work when he realizes he forgot his briefcase full of important papers at home. As he walks in the house, he sees his wife standing on the scale naked.
He pats her on the ass as he goes by, and says "How much today, honey?"
She replies "A half pound of butter and quart of milk as usual."
So the guy's almost at work when he realizes he forgot his briefcase full of important papers at home. As he walks in the house, he sees his wife standing on the scale naked.
He pats her on the ass as he goes by, and says "How much today, honey?"
She replies "A half pound of butter and quart of milk as usual."
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