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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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[–] 2 pts 10mo

I guess I've been fortunate in that I've only had to attend one wedding in my life.

[–] 2 pts 10mo

Was that only because it was your own wedding?

You are lucky! I've attended a couple dozen (not my own). I don't think there will be any more to come at this point.

[–] 2 pts 10mo

No. I'm not interested in that sort of thing. So far, no one that I know of has taken an interest in me - or I'm just oblivious to it.

It was a coworker at a long-ago job. I just remember the reception had One Of Those People who acted like a loudmouth drunk before the party even got started.

[–] 2 pts 10mo

I can attest, that dude is at every wedding reception.