This old man and woman are celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, and she pesters him to take her on a second honeymoon. He groans to himself, and starts surfing the web. Next day, he says "We're all set! I got us a room in the motel we stayed at in Miami 25 years ago, and we even have the same room number!" So they arrive, and she enters the room, saying "It's exactly how I remember it! Everything's going to be exactly the same!" He replies "All except for one thing! This time *I'll* be the one sitting on the edge of the bed, saying 'That thing's too damn big!'"