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So there was this crusty old USMC sergeant major standing along the wall at parade rest, oblivious of the crowd of twenty somethings surrounding him having a wild party.

One sweet young thing took pity on him, and went up to ask him "Pardon me, sir, when's the last time you had sex?"

He looks at her and answers gruffly "Twenty oh five, ma'am."

She gently pulls him along to an unused bedroom only to be turned every which way but loose by the old NCO.

"Gee, whiz!" she gushed, "You haven't forgotten a thing, have you?"

He looks at his watch, and says "I suppose not, since it's only 20:45 now, ma'am!"

So there was this crusty old USMC sergeant major standing along the wall at parade rest, oblivious of the crowd of twenty somethings surrounding him having a wild party. One sweet young thing took pity on him, and went up to ask him "Pardon me, sir, when's the last time you had sex?" He looks at her and answers gruffly "Twenty oh five, ma'am." She gently pulls him along to an unused bedroom only to be turned every which way but loose by the old NCO. "Gee, whiz!" she gushed, "You haven't forgotten a thing, have you?" He looks at his watch, and says "I suppose not, since it's only 20:45 now, ma'am!"

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edit: There was that awkward time in the 90's - 00's when this joke didn't make sense, because the last clock time that could be confused with the calendar was 19:59 which was 40 years previous, but now I can tell it again!