So this nurse notices this black woman has been poring over the telephone book for a couple of hours. "May I help you, ma'am? I've lived here for 40 years and might know something about what you're looking for." "No, I'm just trying to decide on a name for my baby." "But we have books with first names and what they mean to help you decide on what to name your baby!" "Oh, no, my baby already has a first name!"