So the hippie is flying down the back roads in his hot rod, and when he comes to a curve he doesn't quite make it and runs into a tree at 90 mph. Next thing he knows, he's at the Pearly Gates. Pretty soon, he's knocking on those gates, yelling "Hey, God! Don't you remember last Thursday when I was talking to you? I was tripping on acid! You promised I'd be in Heaven with you forever!" God replies "Yeah, but I was drunk!"