Three nervous fathers to be were sitting in the maternity ward.
A nurse enters and says "Congratulations, Mr. Smith! You're the father of twins!"
He exclaims "Isn't that a coincidence! I work for Twin Cities Manufacturing!"
Another nurse comes in and says "Congratulations, Mr. Jones! You're the father of triplets!"
Mr. Jones beams and says "Wow! I work for 3M Corporation!"
The third man gets up from his seat and bolts for the door.
"What's wrong with you?" everyone asks. He replies "I'm getting out of here! I work for Thousand Islands!"
Three nervous fathers to be were sitting in the maternity ward.
A nurse enters and says "Congratulations, Mr. Smith! You're the father of twins!"
He exclaims "Isn't that a coincidence! I work for Twin Cities Manufacturing!"
Another nurse comes in and says "Congratulations, Mr. Jones! You're the father of triplets!"
Mr. Jones beams and says "Wow! I work for 3M Corporation!"
The third man gets up from his seat and bolts for the door.
"What's wrong with you?" everyone asks. He replies "I'm getting out of here! I work for Thousand Islands!"
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