Three nervous fathers to be were sitting in the maternity ward. A nurse enters and says "Congratulations, Mr. Smith! You're the father of twins!" He exclaims "Isn't that a coincidence! I work for Twin Cities Manufacturing!" Another nurse comes in and says "Congratulations, Mr. Jones! You're the father of triplets!" Mr. Jones beams and says "Wow! I work for 3M Corporation!" The third man gets up from his seat and bolts for the door. "What's wrong with you?" everyone asks. He replies "I'm getting out of here! I work for Thousand Islands!"