Top kek
Top kek
No, you definitely made that joke, and I remember it killed at the comedy club.
The audience was packed, too, at least six million people.
No, you definitely made that joke, and I remember it killed at the comedy club.
The audience was packed, too, at least six million people.
Why? Did you run out of gas?
Why? Did you run out of gas?
... but the more I tell think about it the worse it sounds.
... but the more I ~~tell~~ think about it the worse it sounds.
May be the best Holocaust joke ever.
May be the best Holocaust joke ever.
Put that on a shirt and I'll wear it. One line on the front the other on the back lol.
Put that on a shirt and I'll wear it. One line on the front the other on the back lol.
That's funny
That's funny
Best ever.
Best ever.
But I went for a swim in the pool instead.
But the fire never lite inside me.
But I got a case of gas beyond belief.
But I went for a swim in the pool instead.
But the fire never lite inside me.
But I got a case of gas beyond belief.
Oy vey! What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you stupid goy? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Harvard, and I've been involved in numerous mortgages, and I have over 300 confirmed foreclosures. I am trained in economic warfare and I'm the top huckster on Wall St. You are nothing to me but just another tax slave. I will wipe you the fuck out with interest rates the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with spewing such vile hatred against my people over the Internet? Think again, Nazi. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bankers across the world and your SSN is being traced right now so you better prepare for the audit, goy. The audit that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your savings account. You're fucking bankrupt, kid. I can spend my shekels anywhere, anytime, and I can scam you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just by wringing my hands. Not only am I extensively trained in whining to get my way, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Federal Reserve and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable assets off the face of the planet, you little goy. If only you could have known what long awaited justice your horrible antisemitic comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have refrained from using such hurtful words. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying reparations for the 6,000,000 poor Jews that your ancestors savagely gassed, incinerated, and masturbated to death in the Holocaust, you stupid goy. The Africans I'm sending to your country will shoot their diverse seed all over you and you will drown in it. Your race will be replaced for the survival of humanity, kiddo.
Oy vey! What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you stupid goy? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Harvard, and I've been involved in numerous mortgages, and I have over 300 confirmed foreclosures. I am trained in economic warfare and I'm the top huckster on Wall St. You are nothing to me but just another tax slave. I will wipe you the fuck out with interest rates the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with spewing such vile hatred against my people over the Internet? Think again, Nazi. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bankers across the world and your SSN is being traced right now so you better prepare for the audit, goy. The audit that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your savings account. You're fucking bankrupt, kid. I can spend my shekels anywhere, anytime, and I can scam you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just by wringing my hands. Not only am I extensively trained in whining to get my way, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Federal Reserve and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable assets off the face of the planet, you little goy. If only you could have known what long awaited justice your horrible antisemitic comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have refrained from using such hurtful words. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying reparations for the 6,000,000 poor Jews that your ancestors savagely gassed, incinerated, and masturbated to death in the Holocaust, you stupid goy. The Africans I'm sending to your country will shoot their diverse seed all over you and you will drown in it. Your race will be replaced for the survival of humanity, kiddo.
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