He is digging around the gravesites looking for artifacts when he realizes he is surrounded. A man steps forward and says "For desecrating the graves of our ancestors you must face the trial of the three tents! In tent one is a giant jar full of our strongest drink, you must down it in one go. Tent two is a mountain lion with an infected tooth, you must pull it out. In tent three is the fattest, oldest whore in our villiage, you must satisfy her. The penalty for failure is death!" The archaeologist was worried but he steeled his nerve and walked into the first tent. The drink was like a worse flavor of tequila and was full of foam and bits of cactus, but he drank it all in one go. Eyes watering, he staggered into the next tent. The villiagers outside heard roaring from the lion, and screaming from the man. Eventually he staggered out again, clothes torn to shreds, skin dripping blood from dozens of wounds. He looks the chief right in the eyes and slurs out "Alright, where's that fat bitch with the toothache!"
He is digging around the gravesites looking for artifacts when he realizes he is surrounded. A man steps forward and says "For desecrating the graves of our ancestors you must face the trial of the three tents! In tent one is a giant jar full of our strongest drink, you must down it in one go. Tent two is a mountain lion with an infected tooth, you must pull it out. In tent three is the fattest, oldest whore in our villiage, you must satisfy her. The penalty for failure is death!" The archaeologist was worried but he steeled his nerve and walked into the first tent. The drink was like a worse flavor of tequila and was full of foam and bits of cactus, but he drank it all in one go. Eyes watering, he staggered into the next tent. The villiagers outside heard roaring from the lion, and screaming from the man. Eventually he staggered out again, clothes torn to shreds, skin dripping blood from dozens of wounds. He looks the chief right in the eyes and slurs out "Alright, where's that fat bitch with the toothache!"
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