So God comes to Earth,
he finds some Africans, God asked them if they would like commandments on how to live.
The Africans didnt want. At least thats what the clicking sounded like.
So God finds some Aztecs and asked if they wanted commandments on how to live.
The Aztecs liked there sun God better.
So God finds the Nordic Vikings and askes if they want commandments on how to live.
The viking damn near cleaved God with his axe.
So God finds the Chinese and asked if they wanted commandments on how to live.
The Chinese tried to eat God.
So God goes up to the Jews and asked if they wanted commandments on how to live.
The Jew asks
How much are these commandments?
Free of course God says
We will take ten.
So God comes to Earth,
he finds some Africans, God asked them if they would like commandments on how to live.
The Africans didnt want. At least thats what the clicking sounded like.
So God finds some Aztecs and asked if they wanted commandments on how to live.
The Aztecs liked there sun God better.
So God finds the Nordic Vikings and askes if they want commandments on how to live.
The viking damn near cleaved God with his axe.
So God finds the Chinese and asked if they wanted commandments on how to live.
The Chinese tried to eat God.
So God goes up to the Jews and asked if they wanted commandments on how to live.
The Jew asks
>How much are these commandments?
Free of course God says
>We will take ten.
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