The baby finds his dad devouring a seal and asks him, "Dad, am I 100% polar bear?” Dad is taken back a bit, but reassures him, "My parents and my parents parents were 100% polar bear, I know your mother’s 100% polar bear, so you are also. Why do you ask?"
Baby bear looks up and says, “Because I’m fucking freezing out here."
The baby finds his dad devouring a seal and asks him, "Dad, am I 100% polar bear?” Dad is taken back a bit, but reassures him, "My parents and my parents parents were 100% polar bear, I know your mother’s 100% polar bear, so you are also. Why do you ask?"
Baby bear looks up and says, “Because I’m fucking freezing out here."
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