"Congratulations, dear Sir or Madam. From the Department of Homeland Security, according to the Council of Based Individuals, we would hereby like to award you with this commemorative plaque, the Iron Cross and the Title of 'Chief Noticer.' We would also further like to invite you to join our ranks at the local country club next week for the White Power BBQ, whereupon we can discuss the chance of employment for further noticing. We depend on upstanding citizens such as yourself to continue to keep America safe, free and godly! Please, bring your spouse and children to enjoy the festivities (Faggots need not apply.) To a Whiter Future, Amen."