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But sadly, you are not based enough for middle-aged Russian women
It got even worse with the Russian bear. I had told her that I was going into the hot spring late that evening because night time soaks are awesome. And she was like "oh sounds like a great idea, I'm going to do that too". So I show up like an hour later instead of the time I was going to because it was cold out. And I see her wander up about a half hour later and I say "hello", and scare the crap out of her. I said "yeah I'm a little bit late but that's all right". And she goes "what do you mean"? and I said "remember I had told you I was going to be here around 1:00, 1:30"? it's like 3:30, and she says in her Russian accent "you never told me that, I don't know what you're talking about". I'm like"aren't you blah blah blah"? she goes "no that's not me". I'm laughing to myself because she had the accent and her boobs were the same size and the same look. I couldn't see too many other things because of the dark so I couldn't really see her face. So we just sat there in the tub in silence for like 10 minutes until she got up and left and then said in a Russian accent "have a good evening". LOL. FML You going to be able to belt out those Foreigner love ballads tonight with your dry socket swollen bloody mouth?
-she was drunk the first time, doesn't remember
-no dry socket here, and my new bass amp just arrived so I'm STOKED. Guitarist does most of the singing anyways, I will spit blood clots on the first few rows just for ambience.
You know that's a very good point she might have been on some sort of antidepressant. Seeing that most people these days take all sorts of terrible shit to alleviate their mood swings. I dated this jew girl I've already talked about her on here before and she had some serious shit going on in her brain. so she would take this lithium pill that made her about his retarded as I was which is pretty retarded and she put on 50 lb. It got to the point where I was actually lighter than she was but it made her boobs like double D's and her ass was as fat as a black girls now granted that's not all that attractive but when they're lying down you really can't tell the difference. anyway I would just bury my face in the pillow and pump her like she was a whore at a Romanian a mining site. Well whatever, break a leg, have fun spitting blood on everyone. will you sing a song in my honor. Something by Cheap Trick or the Styx?
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