God Bless them for offering to take away our problems and turn them into conservatives by having them live a rural and agricultural lifestyle.
They have absolutely no clue what they're in for. I'm talking about the Italians.
Maybe they do. They are almost certain to be conservatives there. Part of buying a house for $1 there is that the new owner is required to repair the home. So the Italians need only wait for the dumb fucks to sink a lot of money into the place, then they can reveal their true thoughts and the libtards either adapt and become normal, or have a melt down and sell the property at a loss (gain for the locals). Now some local can move into a newly renovated house for $2 and offer some other shithole house for $1 to some sucker willing to dump a bunch of money into it in order to hide from the Orange man.
Hummm...
That's an interesting take on the long con.
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