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You’ll tower over half the shoppers.because half the shoppers are Mexicans and Muslims. I’m only 5’11” and hover over these invaders. While I pay out of pocket for my goy slop, these midgets don’t have to think twice about their full carts.

I make it fun by walking through these shit skins down every aisle.

You’ll tower over half the shoppers.because half the shoppers are Mexicans and Muslims. I’m only 5’11” and hover over these invaders. While I pay out of pocket for my goy slop, these midgets don’t have to think twice about their full carts. I make it fun by walking through these shit skins down every aisle.
[–] • 6 pts

I’m only 5’11”

Weird, I always imagined you as being 38 stories tall, perhaps some sort of chained simian hybridization experiment gone wrong, kept in a concrete Nazi bunker four miles underneath Antarctica.

But now, you just posting about being 5'11" and going to Walmart.

Never meet your heros.

[–] • 3 pts

That’s hurtful. :(

[–] • 3 pts

Bro, if you tried a little bit harder, you could be the 411' albino ape chained deep down in Antarctica forced to write Nazi memes...

The person we all thought you were...

[–] • 3 pts

Dang. Just because I’m a better poet than you doesn’t mean you have to hate on me. Geez.

[–] • 2 pts

lol I think you live at a lighthouse and are the judge of a small town in Maine

[–] • 2 pts

It was one of the weird things moving out to AZ. I'm 5'2 and was considered a midget in Vermont (strangers let me know, loudly) and out here, I'm relatively normal with all the Hispanics. The Indians I work with are either super tall or shorter than me which seems crazy. I'm used to being short, so it's weird to actually be taller than some people.

[–] • 2 pts

You can be “short” and not a piece of shit. Don’t sweat it.

[–] • 3 pts

It's never bothered me. It bothered my first ex's family, though. Holy crap they mentioned it constantly. His whole family was over 6 feet tall, including all the women. I didn't care, but boy did they ever. I was the tallest in my class in the 2nd grade, but then pretty much stopped growing. Before we were forced onto video meetings at work all the time (I've worked from home for 20 years), people were always shocked to meet me in person. For some reason, they expect me to be a tall blonde or tall red-head or black (but only if they are black, they judge my last name more than any other group). A few black ladies out and out stopped talking to me at work after meeting me in person. It wasn't any kind of great loss, but then they wonder why we automatically hate and avoid them.

[–] • 0 pt

Pal, don't say you're only 5'11, say you're fully 5'11, and stand up straight! I thought you moved into a better place.

[–] • 2 pts

I’m comfortable with my height. I only lied on degenerate dating apps 10+ years ago saying I was a six-footer.

[–] • 0 pt

6’11 here.

I love my genes.