We're all dead and "living" in a simulation. We all died in the year 2000, which wasn't the first year of the 21st century but actually the last year of the 20th century. We're all still dead and only "living" in that simulation...
Yes, the birds already know this. We hope you are enjoying your simulation.
If you have any comments or complaints, please set your input code to 7772314706746146103110211245 (base 8) to materialize the suggestion box at your apparent location. We will summarily discard them.
Birds aren't real.
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