If the cops arrest you for protesting illegal immigrants, just start speaking gibberish and with gestures and grunts, describe your trip from the jungles of Panama to the southern border. You don't know any Spanish because you were raised by a family of jaguars. They fear jungle men raised on jaguar milk, so they will probably give you first class accommodations with the rest of the invaders.
If the cops arrest you for protesting illegal immigrants, just start speaking gibberish and with gestures and grunts, describe your trip from the jungles of Panama to the southern border. You don't know any Spanish because you were raised by a family of jaguars. They fear jungle men raised on jaguar milk, so they will probably give you first class accommodations with the rest of the invaders.
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