Sometimes I feel like you are just posting these retarded questions all the time to see how long it will take people to say something. Well here it is, something.

You're already on track to break your retarded question record from last year.

Might it be up someone's ass? Someone who desperately needed an ass kicking?

All I got, short notice and all.

I borrowed it. I'll bring it back when I am done.

i ate it

Check the Yellow Pages...

Get a Q-tip and check your ears.

Check the sofa cushions.

If you lose the whole thing it won't come back.