The ovens that were found were to provide artisanal stone baked pizza for the people there and were imported from Italy as a gift to Germany for a pledge of friendship.
Giuseppe Martinodellarosso, a personal pizza chef for Mussolini saw that only the best ovens were sent.
The Americans and British used them and pizza became a new craze in the US and the UK after they confiscated them claiming them as evidence of genocide and a guise to turn British Palestine into Israel.
6 gorillion jews were then sent to live in the Middle East where they took over British Palestine as they aren't Europeans but are semites from the middle east.
Most were furious, wondering when they would eat delicious stone baked pizza again with many fleeing to Italy and parts of Europe to enjoy it once more.
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