It is interesting to note that in many other expeditions, a lot of the Europeans attempted to trade/make gifts of gold to the Tahitians, which the Tahitians famously did not give a shit about.
Iron was useful for many things, but gold was just soft and shiny and kind of pretty, but not nearly as soft as the breasts of a Tahitian woman, nor as shiny as the sun on those perfect seas, rendering it relatively worthless in such an earthly paradise.
Why did those Europeans fuck the lesser races anyway? Spanish carry the full blame for "latinos" today...
Have you ever been at sea for several months with a bunch of toothless, stinking English sailors?
And Tahitians are good looking.
but now there are mongrels and those are not good looking
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