The African mating song:

♫ Do your tits hang low? ♫ ♫ Can you swing them to and fro? ♫ ♫ Can you tie them in a knot? ♫ ♫ Can you tie them in a bow? ♫

Throws her tit over her shoulder to the kid.

If that's true, she could wallop someone with her full tit if she spun around quickly.

Now that's a party trick.

So we might agree that ants and serpents are all that Africa had that knew their jobs?