Reminds me of an old Hitler joke - Hitler went on an inspection of some camps. First camp he visited, had all the inmates line up. "Greetings joo, today we learn how to swim. You in the wheel-chair go first". Later at another camp. "Greetings joo, Today we will be having pork for lunch". All the joo cried out as eating pork is forbidden. " SHUT UP you pigs !!".