It must give new cancer cells birth defects or something.
People spent hundreds of millions of dollars so far trying to figure out how it cures cancer, so that they can develop a cure for any cancer.
People also want to know how the original researcher got the idea and decided to try it in humans for blood cancer. What a stroke of strange luck. Thalidomide is the first known actual cure for a malignant type of cancer.
Just wear a mask after taking it as there's no guarantee it'll keep you safe from getting the cancer again.
Hahahahaha
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