Stop butt fucking children... actually rectal cancer is bad bad news...bet it's got something to do with ultra processed foods and pollutants...possibly human papiloma virus...oh shit I just looked for current research- I forgot about that hpv vax they were pushing in the early 2k's...
There's your answer.
That HPV vax is terrifying. I had it pushed on me like crazy because any time I was tested for HPV it came back negative (which apparently is "impossible" and they'd retest me, until I just stopped going to gyno appointments). "Oh, here's the HPV vax since you are negative, it will keep you negative". Uhm. No. I'm negative because I don't sleep around. Geez.