A company should know as little as possible about your life, but now they are supposed to give you sex days? WTF even is this article?

analysts found that 50% of 9-to-5ers who’ve ditched the desk to get down and dirty experienced a rise in their work output.

How was this measured?

The poll found that 14% of employees have had sex at work, with 10% of in-office workers and 12% of remote workers admitting to the behavior. The findings echo those of a September 2023 report from CalendarLabs, a virtual scheduling hub, which exposed 25% of work-from-home employees for humping and bumping during their shifts.

Currently, only 3% of employers offer sex day, according to ZipHealth. But the study found that an impressive 15% of bigwigs are at least open to adopting them in the future.

Will they supply the women too? Lol!

Cyrix (Richardson, Texas) used to have Beer Fridays. Emploees could go to the cafeteria to drink from an assortment of company provided beers and socialize with coworkers on Friday afternoons through about 2003. Cyrix thought it helped produce better collaboration, loyalty and technical brainstorming ... they were an undersized company trying to compete with behemouths Intel and AMD at the time. It was known if you got drunk and fucked up you would be fired.