Was that a machete or a banana, because I don't see any blood and he struck someone from behind in the neck with it.
even their murder weapon doesn't want to work
It looks like one of those El Cheapo Chinese made machetes you'd get off eBay or Amazon for $5 which are thin as fuck and will bend so much they won't do a lot of damage or hold an edge.
Probably unsharpened.
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