The problem I find are not the hair but how just straight their legs are not tapering because they have fat cells so evenly covering all of their bodies. Real blondes that don't diet or exercise blimp out rather younger in life than most women. Their bodies are hereditarily from northern climates and they naturally build up body fat for the winter but now do not have a lack of food like a few hundred years ago.
I'm sorry if this comes off a bit rude, but are you parodying Hans? Any time I hear someone talk about body parts that's where my mind goes.
I'm fairly certain Hans is a brunette. More importantly, would blondes really be more likely than their dark-haired counterparts to gain weight?
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