I'm convinced that all those "dumb blonde" jokes are just more (((tricks))) to get men to not want to breed with the best of the best.
So what does that mean for people who start out blonde but turns brown later in life? Are they not true blondes then?
I actually have the reverse problem. My hair was always dark (really dark) brown, but lately it has been turning in to a copper red. So strange. Apparently, I've been a day-walker this whole time, and never even knew it. Doubt it's related to graying, as I've only two white hairs, thus far, and neither have any hint of red.
Hair color is funny. All of my kids have been born with brown hair but then they lose it and it turns blonde.
Mine actully has stayed blonde, I'm just curious bc a lot of people's does turn brown as they get older.
It could be some of those extra genes turning off.
The problem I find are not the hair but how just straight their legs are not tapering because they have fat cells so evenly covering all of their bodies. Real blondes that don't diet or exercise blimp out rather younger in life than most women. Their bodies are hereditarily from northern climates and they naturally build up body fat for the winter but now do not have a lack of food like a few hundred years ago.
I'm sorry if this comes off a bit rude, but are you parodying Hans? Any time I hear someone talk about body parts that's where my mind goes.
I'm fairly certain Hans is a brunette. More importantly, would blondes really be more likely than their dark-haired counterparts to gain weight?
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