LOL I'm telling ya, try it again a capella. Sing it as a duet even. Try to harmonize with his voice and it'll be a zillion times better.
Unless, of course, you have bagpipes. If you have those, use them.
And, it's quite nice not having to stop 'cause someone has to pee. But, in her defense, Biff's got a bladder like an old drunk. She seldom has me stop just to pee. We live in the woods. If she asks to stop to pee I'll do it right then and there and she can piss on the side of the road.
So, she holds it until we stop for other reasons.
Then she takes like 20 damned minutes in the goddamned bathroom...
We do not have bagpipes.
Some women ask to stop to pee a lot, some dont. But they all take twenty minutes in the bathroom!
It's longer if they go together in a group.
Guys do not go to the bathroom in a group - unless cocaine (or other drugs, I suppose) is involved.
I dont need any help in the bathroom
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