One of my favorite lines that you might want... I've used this multiple times:
"Don't brag about it, if you're leaving just leave."
Yeah she left, she took all the weed and all the beer with her, as well as all the toilet paper.
What the hell
I am so glad that I don't have much in the way of drama in my life.
I'd mostly be annoyed at the beer and toilet paper.
Not smoking weed is fine by me, but I'd hate to not have another beer - if I was still drinking beer. If I started drinking beer, I want to finish drinking beer. If I hadn't started drinking beer than I'd not give a shit. She can take all the beer and weed she wants.
The toilet paper is just petty.
You should call up another chick. Make sure that chick spends the night and tomorrow with you.
Ain't no chick going to come over here when I don't have toilet paper
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