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Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

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**Once again, it's time for the FNGT!** If you don't know how this works, [click this link](https://fngt.gq/index.php?page=intro). That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Poal go down. **NOTE:** That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, and you're a regular participant, then just ask Crazy, or myself. If you do know what's going on, you probably don't need to click that link - but you may want to, to make sure you know of the other features, such as the archive or a separate forum that's invite only. Remember, we are guests here on Poal. Let's act like it. If you're interested in supporting Poal, then [you can donate](https://poal.co/donate).

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[–] [Sticky] • 2 pts

Hello and welcome to another FNGT! Yup, I'm opening a guitar thread in January. I never do that. January is my traditional vacation, but I'm not doing all that much vacationing. I did do a lot of 'work' at the Kissimmee auction, but that's over with.

Here's a song that has been shared before, but not in a long time. It has been so long that I had to upload it, so it has been a minute since anyone has heard this:

Black Sabbath - Paranoid (EH #1; J B; TB #2 & P) (share.fngt.gq)

I'm still not feeling 100%, but I am significantly better. Well, until I take my Chantix. That stuff is killing my stomach this time around. Still, it's worth it..

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I kept waitin' for Ozzy to step up to the mic!

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Lol myself, great job @TheBuddha

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LOL I can kinda sound like Ozzy without too much trouble.

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The woman took the lead on this one? Hell yeah girl! You rock!

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Yup. I do some overdubbing and percussion while J did bass.

'Snot a terribly difficult song to play. It's a ton of repetition. You just gotta keep counting properly. I think I put the solos down in this one? Somewhere starting in the 1:40ish range, going by memory.

That was recorded quite a long time ago.

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Yeah you have to stay on the groove pedal a lot in that one

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Hi guys, I hope all is well or at least acceptable. This week I learned that car batteries have doubled in price since the last time I had to buy one.

I wrote another song. It's called Hubcap (soundcloud.com)

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LOL I like that one. Is someone stealing your hubcaps?

And, yeah, a good battery is pretty pricey. I got a whole rack of Optima batteries, just 'cause it has reached the point where I need that many on hand. Those still last nicely.

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I can't remember the last time I actually had to buy one, but I'm certain it was about $100.

The guy at the sales counter said, "Do you want good, better, or best?" So I asked him for the prices. I could only afford good.

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Yeah, Optima are nearly $300. Wait for AutoZone to do something stupid and let 'em go on sale for about half that, then buy enough to last you a minute or two. If your vehicle gets cold, you'll want a red top.

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Those bastards! How in the hell are you supposed to cap your hub when them fuckers steal your hubcap.

I don't like that one bit, but I do dig the song!

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You've got your bitches With their drug addiction itches, Their silicon injections Crystal meth and yeast infections, Bleached blond hair Extensions hanging everywhere, Eyes so red They look like they just bled, A runny little nose That's just a cocaine hose; Don't part your legs, please Cause I don't want your disease, Just take yourself away Before you ruin my whole day, Crack whores and skanks I say "thanks" but "no thanks," Don't flash your cunt at me It's got no power, I am free.

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An incredible rendition of Lawdy Miss Clawdy, there's probably nothing else like it (if you get my drift).

https://files.catbox.moe/bew0cw.m4a

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Sounds like some old school tearjerkin' blues

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I wish I could say I was tipsy but I was not lol.

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Well, I am not tipsy today, for what ever thats worth!

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That's a Lloyd Price song, first recorded by Fats Domino.

Sadly, most folks only know the Elvis version. Man, he stole a lot of music.

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That's right, that's the only one I ever heard growing up, then I looked into it.

Had no idea though that Fats did it, I'll have to google it.

Yeah, Ray Charles called Elvis a 'punk' lol in an interview I saw.

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I'm pretty sure Fats did the first recording.

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Wee dogee. That's what Jed Clampett says. Anyway, this is Beverly HIllbillies. A guy a YT taught the banjo part on guitar and I really liked it so I lernt it.

Beverly Hillbillies (soundcloud.com)

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LOL You cover some different things. That's a good thing, I think.

This one sounds like a good exercise in alternative picking.

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Here we are all playing that one 4 non blonde's song Whats up? (soundcloud.com)

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That's always a favorite.

The band was pretty much the definition of One Hit Wonder, but the singer (I forgot her name) had some success elsewhere.

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Yeah I don't know if I ever heard anything else they did

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That was pretty much it. The had a whole album but the rest of it was shitty and didn't even get any air play.

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We played a drunken version of my original song Rock Star (soundcloud.com)

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LOL @ "EXCUSE ME!!!!!"

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In the middle of this song no less!

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I'd have turned my volume up.

Also, one of the recent FNGTs had like 800+ comments. LOL Thar'd have been one of the auction threads.

I don't suppose anyone will ever read it all, other than us.

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This (soundcloud.com) is what it sounds like here after having consumed two cases of Budweiser

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LOL Nice.

My stomach has decided to fuck with me.

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maybe you need to wait until you are fully over your flu or whatever it is you had before you go back on that chantix regularly

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Maybe, but I'm off and running with it.

It should subside. My body should adapt.

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My friend Chris came over one night earlier this week, and we were joined by some of our friends and a couple of cases of Budweiser.

Here tonight, I have an excellent example of the effects of Budweiser, as Chris and I were playing this song weille weille waille (soundcloud.com) when the friends started walking in. We were not intoxicated much at all when we played that one.

About four or five or six hours later, one of our friends asked Chris to play that song again. After hours of consuming delicious Budweiser beer, it sounds quite a bit different. Here is the drunken version of weille weille waille (soundcloud.com)

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There's a dog that joined in, albeit for just a brief bark.

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There was not a dog here, or did you mean your dog?

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Then someone in your group barked. It was just one bark about 1/3 the way through.