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Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

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**Once again, it's time for the FNGT!** If you don't know how this works, [click this link](https://fngt.gq/index.php?page=intro). That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Poal go down. **NOTE:** That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, and you're a regular participant, then just ask Crazy, or myself. If you do know what's going on, you probably don't need to click that link - but you may want to, to make sure you know of the other features, such as the archive or a separate forum that's invite only. Remember, we are guests here on Poal. Let's act like it. If you're interested in supporting Poal, then [you can donate](https://poal.co/donate).

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On the list of shit I don't want to happen? Being bitten by a parrot. Man, they can crack nuts with their beaks. I do not want one biting me. That's on the list of shit I don't want happening.

This is something I've previously considered and it's surprisingly high on the list of shit I don't want to happen.

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I am right there with you, I do not want to experience that. The parrot that guy I know has got hold of some guys bottom lip a month or two ago and just split it right in two, I think he needed stitches

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Yeah, that'll fuck you up.

Another one is a Macaw. Google 'Macaw beak' and look for a high resolution closeup. Positively fucking prehistoric.

Birds are descended from dinosaurs and a Macaw beak is positively fucking prehistoric.

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That looks like the beak on that guys bird. I steer well clear

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I did a search and just learned that a macaw is a parrot.

See? We're learning important things!

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I thought it looked quite a bit like that guys parrot