The place he is at doesn't even have fences. But if you leave they are going to lock you up for 5 more years, so why would you?
And hell yeah spending time with dogs all day would be a fine way to pass your time
If you gotta be in jail, you might as well be in a min security joint.
While I was in the hospital with my smashed femur, there was a dude there who had gotten lumped up in jail. He was pretty busted up, but he was eating lobster rolls and watching TV in a private room. That was out on the main ward, so I didn't spend much time.
They figured he wasn't going anywhere so he wasn't even shackled to the bed and the cops didn't even stay with him after the first day or two.
I figured that was also a good way to do time.
Yeah, he was loving that over jail for sure!
Oh, he certainly was having a better time of it than he'd have had back in the county jail. I'm not 100% sure that I have the bit about it happening in jail correct. He may have been scheduled to go in for like two weeks, got into an accident on the way to jail to turn himself in for his sentence, and then called to turn himself in from the hospital or was 'arrested' at the scene of the accident.
It might have been something like that. My memory is pretty damned foggy.
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