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Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

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**Once again, it's time for the FNGT!** If you don't know how this works, [click this link](https://fngt.gq/index.php?page=intro). That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Poal go down. **NOTE:** That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, and you're a regular participant, then just ask COF, Crazy, or myself. If you do know what's going on, you probably don't need to click that link - but you may want to, to make sure you know of the other features, such as the archive or a separate forum that's invite only. Remember, we are guests here on Poal. Let's act like it. If you're interested in supporting Poal, then [you can donate](https://poal.co/donate).

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I'm on mobile while Biff drives for the next leg of our journey. We are out getting the t-shirts signed.

In hindsight, we could have brought a better marker. This whole thing is a clusterfuck.

Anyhow, I think the saying goes, "Never let go of the bird in your hand for the bird in the bush." I'm married, so I make it abundantly clear that no other woman has a chance with me. This sometimes makes them stop flirting. Sometimes... It's particularly bad if I've performed and then interact with the audience. So, I do what I can to ensure Biff knows that I am exclusively hers.

That said, 19 year old chicks are kinda awesome. Most of 'em are straight retarded still, but some of them are worth investing your time.

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Yeah, the bird in the hand thing is pretty much what has stopped me from doing anything. Well that, and she had obviously got to be retarded. I mean, hell, she is completely infatuated with me!

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People that age tend to be remarkably stupid.

This has some benefits. Look how long I dated chicks that age exclusively. I got away with that for decades. Literally, from about 35 to about 55, I exclusively dated crazy college-aged chicks. At no time was there a shortage. At no time was it difficult to pick one up.

For two fucking decades. That's twenty fucking years. Not one time was I more than a phone call away from getting laid - that I can think of. I mean, I was pretty fucked up for some of those years, but that's my recollection of events. Hell, I'd swear to it in a court of law!

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Sweet!

Well she has been coming over here ever single day so, man, i hate being the cause of the drama