I am pretty damned sure that you have said that to me before!
Yeah, yeah... I'm kinda a dick.
Well, to be honest, it was true
Yeah... When you take the same paths I've taken, I can usually speculate on the outcome with some accuracy!
It's kinda like how I'll tell you that hitting your thumb with a hammer is gonna hurt. If you go ahead and whack that thumb with a hammer, I'm gonna say that I told ya so.
I was at some sort of event where they had guys biking on ramps. One of them was just slightly out of rhythm and I could tell. I said, "Watch this, he's gonna crash." Sure enough, they crashed immediately after.
Oh how I laughed merrily and everyone scowled at me. I dunno why they scowled, I told 'em what was gonna happen. It's hardly my fault that they didn't believe me.
Also, I was drunk.
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