I didn't think I'd ever get married again. Yet, here I am... I'm even happily married.
Ugh... I feel like shit. I hadn't pooped in a while, so I haven't taken any Suboxone - intentionally trying to put myself into withdrawals. That'll help clean out my system. So far, it has helped, but not as much as I'd like. So, I'm sitting here at the edges of withdrawing and I have the drugs that'll make it stop - but won't take them.
I have the willpower of the gods!
Anyhow, now you know about my bowel distress. You're welcome!
I don't really feel too great myself today. We a whole bunch of beer and a bottle of tequila last night and I am suffering from the effects of that.
That's what I should do! I should drink a 12 pack of cheap beer!
That'd almost certainly work!
Seriously, what did come out was large blobs that have the consistency of nearly dried concrete - or the joint compound they use when hanging sheetrock/dry wall.
Cheap beer would resolve this matter.
I think any beer would do the trick, you dont have to punish yourself with cheap beer
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