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Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

If you don't know how this works, click this link (fngt.gq). That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Poal go down.

NOTE: That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, and you're a regular participant, then just ask COF, Crazy, or myself.

If you do know what's going on, you probably don't need to click that link - but you may want to, to make sure you know of the other features, such as the archive or a separate forum that's invite only.

Remember, we are guests here on Poal. Let's act like it. If you're interested in supporting Poal, then you can donate.

**Once again, it's time for the FNGT!** If you don't know how this works, [click this link](https://fngt.gq/index.php?page=intro). That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Poal go down. **NOTE:** That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, and you're a regular participant, then just ask COF, Crazy, or myself. If you do know what's going on, you probably don't need to click that link - but you may want to, to make sure you know of the other features, such as the archive or a separate forum that's invite only. Remember, we are guests here on Poal. Let's act like it. If you're interested in supporting Poal, then [you can donate](https://poal.co/donate).

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Try as I might, I can't think of too many things more potentially awesome than rented midgets.

That's one of my best ideas! Not as good as GPS for race cars, but it's up there.

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I distinctly remember you telling me you were banned from ever renting midgets again!

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Fuckers never let me rent 'em in the first place. I'm banned from contacting the company again, or they'll "press harassment charges".

All I did was ask to rent some midgets and explain what I wanted to do with them. I really, really wish I'd saved those rounds of emails. For the life of me, I can't recall exactly what I wanted to do with the rented midgets - but it was probably sexually graphic and involved copious quantities of narcotics.

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LoL

I thought you actually made them do something ridiculous and someone complained

i figured it probably wasn't the midgets who complained