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Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

If you don't know how this works, click this link (fngt.gq). That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Poal go down.

NOTE: That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, and you're a regular participant, then just ask COF, Crazy, or myself.

If you do know what's going on, you probably don't need to click that link - but you may want to, to make sure you know of the other features, such as the archive or a separate forum that's invite only.

Remember, we are guests here on Poal. Let's act like it. If you're interested in supporting Poal, then you can donate.

**Once again, it's time for the FNGT!** If you don't know how this works, [click this link](https://fngt.gq/index.php?page=intro). That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Poal go down. **NOTE:** That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, and you're a regular participant, then just ask COF, Crazy, or myself. If you do know what's going on, you probably don't need to click that link - but you may want to, to make sure you know of the other features, such as the archive or a separate forum that's invite only. Remember, we are guests here on Poal. Let's act like it. If you're interested in supporting Poal, then [you can donate](https://poal.co/donate).

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LoL

I thought you actually made them do something ridiculous and someone complained

i figured it probably wasn't the midgets who complained

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Oh, no. No, it was the midgets that complained - or whoever answers their email.

See, I was REALLY intoxicated when I learned that rentamidget.com existed and you could actually rent midgets.

This immediately gave me some great ideas and I emailed them. I forget what I asked for, but they emailed me back saying they'd not do that. So, I asked them to do something else, again forgotten, and they told me to never contact them again or they'd press harassment charges against me.

I am not here. This is just a figment of your imagination. I'm actually sleeping like a sane person would!

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I love my imagination!

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Mine is perhaps a bit too good. If it wasn't so good, I might be able to rent midgets.