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The Post: - Pringles used to be potato chips, now they’re labeled as “potato crisps” per FDA rules - McDonald’s Shakes are now called “shakes” (not legally milkshakes in some states) - Klondike Bar is no longer a chocolate shell, it’s a Chocolatey shell (not real chocolate) - Dairy Queen: All items are “treats” (no “ice cream” on the menu) - Oreo changed the spelling to “creme” (alternative spelling, not real cream) - Tyson changed spelling to “Wyngz” (It’s a processed chicken labeling trick) - Costco Blueberry Bagels labels as Imitation blueberry bagels (no actual blueberries) - Pearl Milling Company Syrup (formerly Aunt Jemima) Now ‘Original syrup’ not maple syrup. The first ingredients is corn syrup

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Archive: https://archive.today/LQCa3 The Post: - Pringles used to be potato chips, now they’re labeled as “potato crisps” per FDA rules - McDonald’s Shakes are now called “shakes” (not legally milkshakes in some states) - Klondike Bar is no longer a chocolate shell, it’s a Chocolatey shell (not real chocolate) - Dairy Queen: All items are “treats” (no “ice cream” on the menu) - Oreo changed the spelling to “creme” (alternative spelling, not real cream) - Tyson changed spelling to “Wyngz” (It’s a processed chicken labeling trick) - Costco Blueberry Bagels labels as Imitation blueberry bagels (no actual blueberries) - Pearl Milling Company Syrup (formerly Aunt Jemima) Now ‘Original syrup’ not maple syrup. The first ingredients is corn syrup Our food is a science experiment Make America Healthy Again
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[–] • 1 pt

I don't either, but most of the things here have been in place for decades, or were due to actual rules being implemented. The Klondike bar is really the only tragedy, those used to be dipped in real milk chocolate in the 1920s. The rest of that stuff is, has been, and always will be slop.

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Klondike bars were so good; Eskimo pies were the precursor and even better.

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Sadly, unless you are willing to spend the time to make it yourself there are few companies that sell things that are NOT slop. It sucks.

[–] • 1 pt

So true it hurts.

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Birds are not stupid. Just angry sometimes. I relate. I think I am going to go refill the bird feeder. Some fat-bastard squirrel finally figured out how to get to it after 3+ years. I am going to have to change things up a little.

The birds were very happy when I chased him away and they went back to eating.

I put out corn for them already every now and then. Why do they got to fuck with the bird feeder? Dicks.