Pretty sure this is exactly how it went down.
I hadn't gone to a McDonald's in something like three decades. Likely more. Then they announced their Big Mac Chicken thing.
I like a good chicken sandwich. And I though "Hey maybe since trump likes McDonald's and it's supposed to be American, it might not be that bad."
So I convinced a good friend to go with me. We got the chicken things, fries, and sodas.
Oh gods. Oh gods gods gods.
It was SO BAD. It was like flavorless mush. So so so gross. Neither of us even finished the chicken things.
And the fries? Lots of people swear by the fries. (Oddly, I find most people who say they love Mc Donald's fries are very liberal. What's with that?) The fries were gross. Also mostly flavorless and undercooked.
Finally, they couldn't even get the sodas right. Mostly just carbonated water.
And the niggers. Oh gods the niggers. I live in Marin County (thankfully for only about 90 more days). Yeah, it's a liberal bastion. But it's fucking expensive and we have very very few niggers. And most of the staff at the local McDonald's are - you guessed it - niggers. This shouldn't be mathematically possible here. But there they are.
All of the other patrons were high-school aged spics. Not a White kid in the bunch. And niggers behind the counter.
We left vowed to never go back.
McDonald's is neither a good nor a safe place for humans.
Years ago, mcshits fried their fries in beef tallow. That's why they were good.