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Poe's Law - I can't even tell if this is satire anymore, they've all gone crazy.

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I give it 5 to 10 years before this is real.

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It use to be real. A lot of people don't want to hear this but there were European tribes that honored their dead by eating them, but only if they died a natural death. It was a way of giving back, and living on with the tribe. Lots of European tribes engaged, also, in human sacrifice for religious purposes. That's why christianity was progressive. Under christianity literal sacrifice was no longer necessary. It became a symbolic gesture, and a lot of people thought that was better. History doesn't really repeat itself, but it does rhyme.

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Christians have a well documented history of making things like that up about their enemies (especially pagans). There's nothing European about cannibalism.

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That just not true, and it's not even something that isn't still practiced. Corpse medicine was a thing in the 19th century, we also have Vlad the impaler who would dip bread in the blood of his enemies. Prince Charles, who is a descendant of Vlad Dracula, probably engages in ritual cannibalism. That doesn't even include pre-christian religions. It's an unsavory topic, pun intended, but it certainly wasn't nonexistent in Europe three thousand years ago.

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A lot of people don't want to hear this but there were European tribes that honored their dead by eating them

There's some evidence of some neolithic peoples doing this, yes. They're not strongly related to modern europeans.

That's why christianity was progressive

Not really. Literal sacrifice had already been on the wane for centuries before christianity and the evidence for human sacrifice by that point is fairly scant. Mostly Romans talking about their enemies, which is a bit like concluding Iran is making nuclear weapons because CNN said so. Christianity wasn't progressive, it hopped on the bandwagon.

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There is still cannibalism in Africa, captain.

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We don’t compare ourselves to africans

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Two words: bio accumulation. An adult human is full of toxins.

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And prions.

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Yep. They build up in your body your whole life, but chances are they won't reach a dangerous level before you die. If you start eating human nervous tissue on the other hand you might be in trouble. Same goes for nervous tissue from animals which have a partially carnivorous diet, such as cattle being fed beef offal. That's how BSE happened.

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Blessed be lawdy. We wuz gonna have to pay for Tyrone's funeral. Was a gud boy, then cops saw him trying to get into his new car. Wees gon hab him fo dinner tonight, he be happy to know we cook him in 5w-30. He always been into cars, got a new one ebery day.

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