No. Never thought could outclimb a bear.
No. Never thought could outclimb a bear.
TIL bears can run up trees.
TIL bears can run up trees.
If you want to be impressed, leave a nickel up there and tell a kike about it.
If you want to be impressed, leave a nickel up there and tell a kike about it.
Well placed comment,lol funny.
Well placed comment,lol funny.
Jesus h christ I laughed out loud on that comment. That was priceless or worth a nickel to a jew..nice work
Jesus h christ I laughed out loud on that comment. That was priceless or worth a nickel to a jew..nice work
Bears can run, swim, and climb faster than you. Which is why if a bear decides to attack you the only thing you can do is "play dead" which means you're going to get clawed, bitten (crushed) and you're going to be in a severe amount of pain. The only thing you can hope for is to pass out and pray the bear goes away before you come too and startle it into thinking you're a threat again.
Bears can run, swim, and climb faster than you.
Which is why if a bear decides to attack you the only thing you can do
is "play dead" which means you're going to get clawed, bitten (crushed) and
you're going to be in a severe amount of pain.
The only thing you can hope for is to pass out and pray the bear goes away before you come too
and startle it into thinking you're a threat again.
Or it eats you like grizzly bear man was eaten.. and again hope you don't wake up.. or like the girl who had two cubs come and eat her alive while on the phone with her mom. Insane shit nature is
Or it eats you like grizzly bear man was eaten.. and again hope you don't wake up.. or like the girl who had two cubs come and eat her alive while on the phone with her mom. Insane shit nature is
Yep. We can't keep fooling ourselves either. Human beings are just another part of nature. Everything here ...from microbes to the sperm whales (and everything in between) are all in this "game" of survival supremacy.
That game doesn't ever leave us . Any of us.
Yep.
We can't keep fooling ourselves either. Human beings are just another part of nature.
Everything here ...from microbes to the sperm whales (and everything in between) are
all in this "game" of survival supremacy.
That game doesn't ever leave us . Any of us.
They tell you to play dead with grizz cause once they think youre dead theyll likely fuck off. Attacks are usually them just being assholes. "They" (state wildlife departments etc) tell you to fight back against black bears. Unlike grizz, the majority of fatal black bear attacks, like over 90%, are predatory in nature, and over 90% of those are boars. Playing dead is useless if its attacking you for the purpose of eating you. Youre just making yourself an easy meal.
They tell you to play dead with grizz cause once they think youre dead theyll likely fuck off. Attacks are usually them just being assholes. "They" (state wildlife departments etc) tell you to fight back against black bears. Unlike grizz, the majority of fatal black bear attacks, like over 90%, are predatory in nature, and over 90% of those are boars. Playing dead is useless if its attacking you for the purpose of eating you. Youre just making yourself an easy meal.
You are correct.
You are correct.
Near Jackson Hole Wyoming, there's a sign commemorating a man who won an unarmed fight with a bear. There's always a chance you will be lucky, albeit a small one.
Near Jackson Hole Wyoming, there's a sign commemorating a man who won an unarmed fight with a bear. There's always a chance you will be lucky, albeit a small one.
It's not the only thing you can do, nor is playing dead the recommended first option. I was taught to stand ground, make lots of noise, look big / intimidating and strike at them (ideally with a blunt object or weapon) when/if they come at you as last resort.
It's not the only thing you can do, nor is playing dead the recommended first option. I was taught to stand ground, make lots of noise, look big / intimidating and strike at them (ideally with a blunt object or weapon) when/if they come at you as last resort.
Ideally with a gun
Ideally with a gun
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i thought you stripped down to your underwear, screamed at the top of your voice, and launched at them swinging fists....
or maybe that was just drop bears.
either way no one ever survives a dropbear attack so im not sure thats real.
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i thought you stripped down to your underwear, screamed at the top of your voice, and launched at them swinging fists....
or maybe that was just drop bears.
either way no one ever survives a dropbear attack so im not sure thats real.
Watched a video a couple days ago of a mama grizzly and two cubs walking at a slightly faster pace than the idiot filming himself being stalked. No idea how that one ended, but the video made it to the net, so at least his phone survived.
Watched a video a couple days ago of a mama grizzly and two cubs walking at a slightly faster pace than the idiot filming himself being stalked. No idea how that one ended, but the video made it to the net, so at least his phone survived.
I saw that. That guy was not hurt. Bear attacks happen when they're hungry, and/or you step onto their territory.
I saw that. That guy was not hurt. Bear attacks happen when they're hungry, and/or you step onto their territory.
Bears are honorary Aryans. They keep niggers out of the forests.
Bears are honorary Aryans. They keep niggers out of the forests.
Niggers dont go in the woods because there are no convenience stores, no kfc, no mcniggers, etc. Even without wild animals for them to be afraid of i just dont see niggers going into the woods. Theres nothing there for them. They dont appreciate nature for what it is. They want constant access to malt liquor, swishers and fast food. Also, their jordans might get dirty and theyd have to steal new ones.
Niggers dont go in the woods because there are no convenience stores, no kfc, no mcniggers, etc. Even without wild animals for them to be afraid of i just dont see niggers going into the woods. Theres nothing there for them. They dont appreciate nature for what it is. They want constant access to malt liquor, swishers and fast food. Also, their jordans might get dirty and theyd have to steal new ones.
A Grizzly because they can't climb, but they can bring the tree down with you in it or swing the tree back and forth until you fall out.
A Grizzly because they can't climb, but they can bring the tree down with you in it or swing the tree back and forth until you fall out.
Depends on tree size but no fucking way a grizzly is swinging a tree fast enough to knock me out of it
Depends on tree size but no fucking way a grizzly is swinging a tree fast enough to knock me out of it
A common misconception is that grizzly bears, unlike black bears, cannot climb trees. While its long claws make climbing more difficult for a grizzly than for a black bear, a grizzly can get to you in a tree – it will more likely, however, be able to reach you before you reach the tree.
http://www.fws.gov/mountain-prairie/species/mammals/grizzly/misunderstood_bear.pdf
>A common misconception is that grizzly bears, unlike black bears, cannot climb trees. While its long claws make climbing more difficult for a grizzly than for a black bear, a grizzly can get to you in a tree – it will more likely, however, be able to reach you before you reach the tree.
http://www.fws.gov/mountain-prairie/species/mammals/grizzly/misunderstood_bear.pdf
Grizzly bears don't climb
Grizzly bears don't climb
Nope,never could.
Nope,never could.
But being in a tree is safer than being on the ground. When the furry fucker is climbing up he can only use his mouth to attack you.
But being in a tree is safer than being on the ground. When the furry fucker is climbing up he can only use his mouth to attack you.
No, I just need to put climb faster than my friend.
No, I just need to put climb faster than my friend.
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