i got something better, get some thickish paper that could make a somewhat convencing bill, print you out some large denomination movie money on one side of the paper and bible verses(preferably new testament and/or jesus quotes) on the other. crumple this paper up a bit to roughen it up, straighten it out and fold it in half with the verse side hidden. drop only one of these off in each pot each day to as to avoid suspicion. the jews in charge of the salvation army will get so angry with this that they might keel over from heart attack. take care to ensure your funny money doesnt have your DNA or fingerprints onnit for caution sake, and be aware that printers are snitches.