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None of those characters look particularly relatable.
None of those characters look particularly relatable.
The CGI looks like one of those "Minecraft in Real Life" Youtube videos.
The CGI looks like one of those "Minecraft in Real Life" Youtube videos.
Aren't the original minecraft characters Steve and Alex? God forbid a movie show a white couple.
Aren't the original minecraft characters Steve and Alex? God forbid a movie show a white couple.
The fatblack Mary Sue and the retarded and/or androgynous "White" people (who are usually less-goblin kikes) is all they do anymore. It's exhausting.
The fatblack Mary Sue and the retarded and/or androgynous "White" people (who are usually less-goblin kikes) is all they do anymore. It's exhausting.
Oh ffs, my kids are going to be pissed when they can't watch the indoctrination flic about one of their favorite games. Fun fact about Minecraft: there is no story but your own.
Oh ffs, my kids are going to be pissed when they can't watch the indoctrination flic about one of their favorite games. Fun fact about Minecraft: there is no story but your own.
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