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This needs to happen more often.

This needs to happen more often.

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[–] 13 pts 3y

Notch is da man.

[–] 1 pt 3y

I'm jealous of that guy. Basically, I'd like to have 1 billion dollars and tell everyone to go fuck themselves.

[–] 1 pt 3y

If you actually look into him he seems incredibly depressed and lonely the past few years.

[–] 2 pts 3y

He's fat, lived in his mother's basement until he started mojang, based as a 4chan nerd can be and his primary homes are in comiefornia, a lefty shithole, where he is loathed, and norway, in the city of oslo I think, which is a lefty shithole where he is loathed.

I'd be sad too.

He started minecraft in his 30s, in his mom's basement and used /v/ to beta test the game for like 2 years before he hired a single employee.

If notch is out in the either I'd tell him to try to see if could hire somebody from here to be a life coach, it seems he could use some guidance and outsider perspective.

[–] 0 pt 3y

Well, that's too bad. I'd be fine.

[–] [deleted] 4 pts 3y

Millennials, starting sentences with 'unironically' since circa 1990.

[–] 0 pt 3y

>Imagine using "unironically" unironically.

[–] 0 pt 3y

Maybe they are using the word ironically.

[–] 4 pts 3y

lmao. This is perfect.

[–] 3 pts 3y

I remember when these updates came out. I think this is what inspired the Temple of Notch mod.

[–] 0 pt 3y

a friend pointed this out to me a few years ago, I was randomly laughing for days.

[–] 0 pt 3y

Endermen always give the blocks back.

[–] 0 pt 3y

They drop them somewhere random.

[–] 0 pt 3y

Typically in the cave under my base

[–] 0 pt 3y

Why haven't you filled that thing full of lava?